Font of Wisdom lyrics (from my lyric sheet, so there are extra lyrics that don't appear in the songs, and 'Wolves, Lower' has nothing written down) ======================================= Antimony Blue Let me sing of greed Everything I need Still no pony too Antimony blue Blood responds to blood Turns a pond to mud Sounding phony too Antimony blue Falling on my face Think I'm gone--erase Message: Tony -- who? Antimony blue ======================================= I Suck At Golf I wish I was on TV Like, I could be a muppet But I can't really dance or sing Give me a funny line, I'll flub it I wish I was on TV Be an action movie star But I can't really snarl or strut And I can't jump too far Sports star--that's right out I'm far too lazy and fat I guess golf might be suitable But there's a problem with that: I suck at golf Just like Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Rolf Yeah, I suck at golf More than Bronson, Van Damme, & Dolph And I won't get on any show When I also suck at go ====================================== Cosine Katie Cosine Katie's Got her ups and downs Her smiles and frowns Cosine Katie Can't exceed her bounds She goes round and round Cosine Katie She lives hand to mouth North to south Plan to goal Pole to pole... Don't say she's bipolar A circle is a degenerate ellipse They say she howls at the moon On the day of a complete eclipse ======================================= 32768 NO x32768: no x65536: yes x16384: maybe ====================================== Donner I went to a party With Dasher & Donner & Blitzen They told me not to drink too much But I sure didn't listen Someone tried to take my keys away So I wouldn't try to drive my sleigh But there was something I explained here Donner's my designated reindeer I went to another party With Donner & Blitzen & Dasher Folks there didn't like me much 'Cause I was a party crasher That party was full of goof balls Like the guy who was swallowing golf balls I thought that was a really prime trick Luckily Donner knew the Heimlich I want to another event This one was held in the honor Of a fearless, peerless, tireless reindeer Who most folks just called Donner Donner found himself standing on the tables Doing his best Cary Grants and Clark Gables When they said it was a Donner party that night I couldn't eat a bite ======================================= Submerged I see you through my periscope Running out of breath, but not hope Loading torpedoes, my hands are calloused Calculating when I ought to blow ballast Know it's not yet time for me to surface Gotta find out who it is who gets your kiss Sonar bounces echo, signals converged Jettison desire and I stay submerged I'm like an iceberg, I run so deep I just lay in wait and don't make a peep You won't ever see me if you never look down Unless I'm coming up for air so I won't drown My friends say it's not the way to be I just blow 'em off 'cause they're not me I know I ought to dry off like my therapist's urged But I cannot help but stay submerged ======================================= Non-Blocking Socket Non-blocking socket who Knows exactly what to do Don't make me wait for you Non-blocking socket I'll select when I want you Please listen when I say to I'll accept anything you do Non-blocking socket Non-blocking socket waits I like those kinds of traits A joy no one debates Non-blocking socket ======================================= Dissonant x021300 x043500 x021030 x021020 x021023 x021002 Dissonance Does not belong Has no place Anywhere In pop music Today Dissonance How I hate it It's ugly Like me ======================================= Melanie Melanie Like a melody She sings to me She's waves on the seaside Melanie Like a symphony Played tenderly So cool on the outside Melanie Uses telephony To say to me She will not be my bride Melanie Obsesses me 'Til I can't see She's beautiful weather Melanie I'd do a felony If only we Could stay together Melanie She threatens me Aggressively Talks to the police force Melanie My enemy Your melody Has finally run its course ====================================== This Boring Party x13030 x02010 x30035 xx5330 x03230 xx0210 xx0211 xx0203 xx0205 xx5330 xx5055 xx5505 xx5555 xx3335 xx3353 x13231 x02010 x30035 x13231 x02010 x30035 xx5505 x70560 x53030 x32030 xxA0A0 133030 Nothings going on I don't know anybody here Some folks are watching TV Everyone's drinking beer It's a boring party No one new to talk to This boring party Has got nothing good to do If every cloud has a silver lining Then this boring party's got two At least I can read the newspaper At least I won't get et by a grue