Article: 261429 of talk.bizarre From: email@example.com (Crisper Than Thou) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: FTS: A happy tune Date: 1 Dec 1995 12:38:40 -0800 Organization: The Crisper Mind Lines: 31 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Summary: The tune should be familiar Status: O X-Status: I wanna marry the White House keeper and keep him company. I wanna marry the White House keeper and live in the heart of D.C. I'll sign his bills by the light of day so civil rights can slip away. I wanna marry the White House keeper; won't that be okay? We'll have talks and secret rendezvous; maybe hide a scandal, too. I'd love livin' in the White House; how 'bout you? Dream of livin' in the White House, baby, every single day. Dream of livin' in the White House on Pennsyl-van-i-a. So if you wanna make your dreams come true, you'll be the White House keeper soon. We could live in the White House, the white one down the way, hey hey! Won't that be okay, hey hey! (yat-ta-da-da-daaaaa) --The Elder Dan (musically crisper) Vote Scorched Earth in all your local and federal elections.