Article: 261479 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 19x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 14:10:55 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 34 Sender: email@example.com Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O NIGHT OF THE CIVIL DEAD (3 of 3) The White House, Oval Office: "We can't spare more food," complains the President. "We'll starve ourselves! Give me options." "Grease 'em!" bellows General Breem, who is swiftly pinched and cuffed into silence. "They've been overwhelmingly polite, sir," muses the Veep. "What if we refuse to feed them?" "You mean....starve the Dead?" "Why not?" - * - Police blanketed the streets, megaphoning instructions to the citizens: DO NOT FEED THE DEAD! IT WILL ONLY ENCOURAGE THEM. Pedestrians frostily ignored undead entreaties for sweetmeats. Eventually the ghouls, stomachs grumbling, retreated back to their crumbling graves. On the comet's next pass, it was greeted with warheads. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: email@example.com, Math Dept., Rice U.