Article: 261509 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 42x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:30:57 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 27 Sender: email@example.com Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O HOME **** I'm going in tomorrow to have my genes altered. I can't wait to start my new life. My brother went to Mars. His lungs are bellows now, and his skin is thick and dark like a radial tire. He can't stand Earth's humidity, but we still talk on the vidphone. I know a guy who had his bones lightened; now he glides from redwood to redwood on leathery membranes. I'm going even more radical. I'm going to regress. I shall be a creature of gills and flippers, crawling mindlessly back into the mire we once emerged from. I'm going home. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: email@example.com, Math Dept., Rice U.