Article: 261523 of talk.bizarre From: Andrew Solberg <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: 51x100 Date: 1 Dec 1995 21:35:41 -0500 Organization: iTRiBE Mail to News Gateway Lines: 24 Sender: email@example.com Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23] X-Provider: iTRiBE, Inc <URL: http://www.itribe.net/> X-Gateway: Posted via the iTRiBE News<->Email gateway X-Disclaimer: iTRiBE, Inc. neither endorses nor assumes any responsibility for the contents of this posting. Status: O SHOWDOWN AT THE LASER LAB ************************* I remember the end of the lab feud. Poor Vickers, the oldest and slowest of the Nuclear group, lay slumped with his clipboard crimping his jugular. The High-Energy Boys had struck again. We swore vengeance. We stormed their laboratory after sundown. They were waiting. Simpson got holed by a dye laser, and a railgun-propelled paperclip unhorsed Ellerbee. The tide turned when, under the cover of Halon release, Injun Bill threw their high-voltage breakers. They fell back from a hail of Thorium samples, and we strung up their section leader with his own bypass cable. Don't bring your maser to town. -- This post is COPYRIGHT 1995, Andrew Solberg. All rights reserved. Standard usenet distribution is acceptable; other forms of reproduction or reprinting may be considered in violation of international copyright law. Andrew Solberg is HWRNMNBSOL: email@example.com, Math Dept., Rice U.