Article: 288836 of talk.bizarre
From: spidweb@aol.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ssc
Date: 4 Dec 1996 11:53:55 GMT
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After hunting long in hard in the wilds of Seattle, the mighty white
hunter finally brought down his quarry.

I bought a Nintendo 64.

So,
   i. I searched for days.
   ii. To buy a console game.
   iii. For almost $300.
   iv. Which, when I bought it had 2, COUNT 'EM, 2, NO, GO
     AHEAD, COUNT 'EM, IT WON'T TAKE FUCKIN' LONG,
     TWOooooooOOO games for it. One of which sucked.
   v. All this so I could avoid game design work I critically
     needed to get done, and get, like, no sleep for weeks.

This all proves that, while I may already be in my second childhood, I'm
still working on my first moronhood.


- Jeff Vogel, Keeper of Exile
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