Article: 288888 of talk.bizarre
From: meta@pobox.com (mathew)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Economical Xmas Tip
Date: 5 Dec 1996 00:25:54 GMT
Organization: Harlequin Information Systems
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Message-ID: <5854qi$a0e@rocannon.cam.harlequin.co.uk>
Originator: meta@snotra

Make money at Christmas by getting your family gifts which have a negative
value.

"Oh, just what I've always wanted... a Trabant!"

"Thanks, this spent fuel rod wind chime will look great on the porch... and
double as a night light!"


mathew
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