From: firstname.lastname@example.org Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: FTSD: Pedophile Petting Zoo FAQ Date: Sat, 02 Dec 2000 03:02:42 GMT Organization: Deja.com - Before you buy. Lines: 31 Message-ID: <email@example.com> X-Article-Creation-Date: Sat Dec 02 03:02:42 2000 GMT X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Win98; en-US; m18) Gecko/20000929 Netscape6/6.0b3 X-Http-Proxy: 1.1 x60.deja.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client 126.96.36.199 X-MyDeja-Info: XMYDJUIDdjrperevod Q. Where are you located? A. In Minnesota's Sister Cities, just off Interstate 35, Minnesota exit 26. Follow the signs; it's well-marked from the interstate. Big rig and RV parking available. Q. What are your hours? A. 9 am to 9 pm weekdays, 12 noon to 9 pm Saturdays. Sundays closed. Q. Do you have senior citizen discounts? A. Of course! Show an AARP or other senior citizen ID and get 50% off regular admission. Q. What sort of animals do you keep in the zoo? A. Ages four to twelve, male and female, all colors. Q. What sort of petting do you allow? A. "Hands Only, Please!" Q. Is it possible to feed the animals? A. Of course! There is a McDonald's franchise inside the Zoo offering five different Happy Meals and a wide selection of fun toys. Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.